Virtual Life


They say  you can’t choose you family. I seem to have found a way around that.

Wait, there’s more.

In the past few months, I have opened up a restaurant, a bakery and a successful fashion shop.

That’s right y’all, I have it all.

In my other life, I’m a successful middle-aged woman, with a lovely husband, 5 kids, of which 3 have gone of to university and a beautiful house (that often falls apart).

How did I manage all this in just a few months you ask? well… I don’t think im ready to give you all my secrets so easily.

Ahhh what the hell, might as well.

You too can have all this and more for £0 and 0p.

All you need, is a lot of time n your hands, internet access and (here comes the big secret, are you ready?) an ANDROID PHONE!…..oh and a lot of battery juice.

Yes, yes that’s right, you’ve guessed it, I’ve been playing Bakery Story, Restaurant Story, and Fashion story..oh and virtual family (come to think of it, I’ve forgotten about my virtual family for 4 days now, I wonder if they are all dead.) never mind, I’ll just make a new family, it’s as simple as that.

The virtual life is sooo much easier, no babies crying, no bills to pay, no worries, just make money on your sofa.

But hey, it’s just a game, when I back out of those games and put my phone in my pocket, my real life is in front of me, and in so many ways it’s better than my virtual one. I have a great man, 2 beautiful babies, a lovely home and a not-so-easy, but fulfilling job (taking care of 3 babies and a home). Money doesn’t fly into my pocket like it does in my game, but I’ve got plenty of time to find my success.

Spending time with my real family, doing my real job is the most fulfilling game ever, there are challenging times, yes, there are frustrating moments, definitely but there are far more fun and exciting times, and I live the rewards everyday. And best of all it’s real, it doesn’t suck out all my battery juice from my phone (only from my body), and it’s totally free.

It’s the best game every, and as I rate it a 5 star, 10’/10. Defiantly recommended. You gotta try it.

Its called A Day in the life of Abi… or  A day in the Odeh home (I’m still working on the Title)



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